Mmm mmm good!
When one of our staff writers brought in her famous apple salad the other day, we begged her to share it with the world on the uncooked blog. She was a bit hesitant at first, as this recipe has been in her family for over 100 years, but alas she gave in! Here it is [...]
pretty me
Sometimes I like to go outside and just stand in the sun because the way the light hits me and bounces off my pretty hair, I bet I look like a catalog model or maybe even a mermaid.
carrot stick toes
ever since i started volunteering at a burn clinic i started noticing how absolutely gorgeous i am. i have such a pretty face, i practically look like an angel. my hair is so long and glossy, i bet it smells like strawberries. i have really skinny wrists, strong gymnast thighs and the most perfect little [...]
hot dog lunch
a few months ago i was in my kitchen enjoying a long juicy hot dog for lunch when my really pretty but so obviously anorexic sister walked in. i knew if she saw me eating she would make fun of me for being so hungry and beefy. i quickly shoved the rest of it in [...]
big leathery hunk
the other day when i was at the gym i noticed the biggest hunk i had ever seen. all i wanted was for him to see me so we could fall in love and start our life together. as i stared at his big bulging muscles and stiff leathery skin i fantasized about our future. [...]
